The Queen of Procrastination , the Duchess of Denial, the Baroness of Grandiose Plans, the Countess of Clean Closets......
A little pre-party Q and A-
Question: Why would someone who has 4 days to get her house ready for a couple of parties spend two of those days focussed on cleaning out her bedroom closet?
Answer: She wasn't raised properly. Certainly not her fault.*
Question: If I have so damn many clothes, Why do I wear the same six things over and over?
Answer: I dunno- maybe that raised properly thing again?
Question: In which order should you prioritize the following- sink full of dirty dishes, dusting for the first time in months, vacuuming the filthy carpets, mega order at the foodstore, baking-not one but two birthday cakes?
Answer: Easy one... re-pot a few houseplants (don't clean up after yourself), watch American Idol, update your blog.
Question: Why would someone who is having 14 people over on Friday night and 17 people over on Saturday afternoon spend time today organizing her scrapbooking alphabet stickers?
Answer: I don't think you can call it "organizing" if you just looked at them for a while then put them all back in the drawer.
Question: How much do I love my scrapbooking alphabet stickers?
Answer: A whole lot!
Question: What do 100 origami peace cranes look like?
Seriously, people- I might be in some trouble here.
* I ran this theory past my mother tonight-she claims she did the best she could with what she had to work with.